Someone just sent me a link to Aflam Sex HD. I thought it was going to be full of flaming homosexuals banging each other’s buttholes in crisp, clear HD. I was happy to see that was just an issue with the language barrier. How was I supposed to know Aflam means film? Yeah, if you speak Arabic, you knew what the site was as soon as you saw the name.

The site’s only been around since the beginning of 2017, but currently gets around 2 million hits a month. Aflam Sex HD serves up the smut using the free tube format we’re all used to, but how does it compare to the million other sites with the same layout? Come with me as I find out, or just head over there now and find out if they can make you cum.

Uncomfortable with Ads, Dear Visitor?

The blurb at the top of AflamSexHD’s front page calls me Dear Visitor, which is awfully sweet. It goes on to say they’re the best Arabian and translated porn video site in the world and completely free. The first part is a bold claim, but I hadn’t run into a paywall so I knew they weren’t bullshitting on the value. A sentence highlighted in red claims you won’t even see ads if you take 3 seconds to register.

Me? I prefer not to register anywhere if I can get away with it. My inbox is already flooded with ads for Chinese dick pills, knockoff Rolexes, and messages from a displaced Nigerian king who needs my assistance in freeing his massive fortune. With that in mind, I pressed on with only the aid of my trusty ad-blocker.

The layout is sparse and unadorned; AflamSexHD.com isn’t going to win any design awards, that’s for sure. Since there’s no flash, I can only hope they built the site to function well. The good news is that with my ad-blocker, I don’t see any spam anywhere.

At the top of the screen are half a dozen Hot Porn Videos. You’ll get different ones every time you refresh the page. I don’t think it’s totally random, because the first batch made me think AflamSexHD was an amateur site. My guess is these are videos on the site that are currently being watched, as that’s a common feature on other tube sites.

Below those, like on any other tube site, are the Newest Videos. It’s really the most recent of the site’s full stash, because you can quickly reshuffle them by Best, Most Viewed, Longest, and Random. Hovering over a thumbnail gets you a moving preview.

There’s a good mix of material on the front page. I see a cracked-door voyeur clip of a little slut rubbing her cunt and a few amateur bangs caught on webcam. Most of the videos on the page are clearly professionally shot porno movies. Since AflamSexHD claims they’re the best Arabian porn site, I assumed I’d see a lot of Arab babes banging in the desert. Nah, these are Western pornstars getting fucked in doctor’s offices and poolside in Los Angeles.

The clip durations are listed, so I can see that while a lot of them are probably samples, most of them are full-length masturbatory fodder. That screams piracy to me, but I’m too goddamn horny to try to make sure they got permission to post these hot taboo fuck movies.

I can’t find the post dates for any of the videos on the front page or anywhere else, so I can’t tell you exactly how fast the site is growing. I did crunch some numbers, though, and it looks like they currently have about 1,400 videos. It’s the not the biggest porn stash, but it ain’t bad, especially for the price.

A Blessing in a Little Girl

Before I go any further, I just have to mention the crazy shit that happens when you’re looking at porn through your browser’s built-in translator. AflamSexHD is mostly in English except for the movie names, which are in Arabic, and some crazy shit happens to those.

My translator does alright with some of them. I know Beautiful Hijab Girls Sucks A Dick is going to be a blowjob movie. A Group Of Young Girls Drink Hot Milk is a less clear title, but I’m fairly certain that’s not milk squirting out of cocks in the preview. A Young Man Will Answer Her And Take Her Like A Sack sends mixed signals about who’s on top, and The Shape Of Her Clitoris Is About The Zipper sounds like the female version of that genital horror scene from There’s Something About Mary.

It’s almost like the translation is some depravity filter that adds another level of kinkiness. I can only imagine what this review sounds like if you’re reading it translated into Arabic or anything else. I hope I don’t say anything that gets you arrested, jailed, or beheaded where you live.

With that in mind, I’m really eager to check out this video that came up in the Hot Porn Videos last time I refreshed AflamSexHD. According to my browser’s translator, it’s called He Invites You In A Little Girl And Gives Her A Blessing.

The preview image features a bunch of crisp thumbnails of a sexy young thing laying on her stomach and then up on her hands and knees. It’s a different kind of blessing than what I remember from church. She’s also getting her orifices stuffed with different toys. Wait a minute. Actually, this reminds me of church right down to the little details.

At Least It Has Subtitles, I Guess?

I got a pop-up when I clicked through to the video, but I was able to close it before it even loaded any graphics or text. I got another when I tried to click Play on the video. Third time was a charm, though.

The resolution on the thumbnails looked decent, so I was pretty disappointed when the video started playing like I was watching it on a toaster. AflamSexHD? More like AflamSexDialupQuality.

It’s a 30-minute clip playing on Oload, another sign that it’s pirated. The audio is so grainy and ear-piercing that I have to turn it off, even though I love how she’s calling him daddy and telling him what she needs. There’s no quality adjustment settings, but I can watch it in slow-mo if I feel like it. Trying to jump around to different points in the video activates more pop-up spam.

The one and only feature I see on AflamSexHD that I haven’t seen on similar sites is the Arabic subtitles over the video. This is what they mean by “translated porn videos” in the front-page blurb. It’s apparently a big selling point to the site, because you’ll see translation mentioned in a lot of the video titles.

It’s worthless to me or anybody who doesn’t speak Arabic, but I can see the appeal, especially when the girl is saying shit like, “Why are you touching my kitty, daddy? My kitty doesn’t hurt, daddy.” (The subtitles will actually help a lot, because I had to watch a few times to understand what she’s saying. The quality is that fucking horrible.)

One More Chance

I made my way to the Categories page and found the Sex Family Incest section. I pulled up a Brazzers video of a “Tempted Mother with a Sexy Body” getting it on with her son. The video quality is much higher this time, but the buffering is bad enough to make it unwatchable. I like to pause during the money-shots, not randomly every 4 seconds.

It’s frustrating because the Sex Family Incest videos on AflamSexHD is full of shit I absolutely would beat off to if I could. I just don’t want to choose between crisp images that constantly freeze, or smooth-playing but pixely video with blown-out audio. Fuck that.

The one and only reason I could ever see anybody jerking off to this site is if they need the Arabic subtitles. Even then, I feel like the experience is going to be too annoying for most casual perverts. I’d take a pass on this one if I were you.