DDFNetwork! Sometimes I hear people complaining about how it’s too hard to find things to watch on Netflix because there’s just so goddamn much to choose from. Tell me about it! I feel the same way about online smut. Sometimes I know I want to polish the old pole for a few hours while hopped up on Chinese boner pills, but I’m not sure if I want to see a woman riding a cock that’s too big for her cunt, a hot lesbian licking another’s twat clean, or a threesome with DP reverse cowgirl. Fortunately, I can find all that and more on DDFnetwork.

DDFnetwork.com has been serving up the most gorgeous European sluts in all kinds of nasty premium porno since 2009, and it’s all been crisp HD banging since 2011. While they may not have the clout of pornographic outfits like Brazzers or Reality Kings, they’ve made a pretty strong name for themselves. The network gets millions of visits per month, making them slightly more popular with perverts than your mom.

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Back in school, there was a gayness test where you’d ask someone to look at their fingernails. Depending on whether they stretched out their fingers or curled them up, you could tell with 100% accuracy whether they were homo or heterosexual. I think an easier way might be to show them the landing page to DDFnetwork. If all the naked flesh, hairless pussy, and pretty faces stuffed with dick don’t pitch a tent in your pants, you’re probably a huge fag.

The new movie banners sliding by the top of the screen have me absently reaching for my credit card as I use my other hand for a nice little self-massage. Sophie Anderson is in something called Double Dick Satisfaction, and the preview image shows her trying to swallow a BBC while another one fills up that lovely twat. There’s another interracial scene starring Jasmine Jae, as well as a couple of titty and ass themed movies.

The rest of the page shows the latest updates from across the DDFnetwork. They’re putting out at least one every day, sometimes two or three. Today they added a vintage hardcore movie with a butler butt-fucking a couple of hotties and a foot fetish movie featuring a handcuffed Hungarian. Yesterday it was a lesbian ass-licking clip and a solo scene of a girl from the Czech Republic dressed as a cowboy, stripping and fucking herself with a revolver.

I love the range of perversion on display here. The updates really highlight the diversity, but if you’ve got some specific shit you’d really like to jerk off to right now, check out that Filter by Niche button. Busty Porn, Horny Teens, Blowjobs, and Lesbians are on the menu, as you’d expect from any good porn network. They’ve also got some kinkier shit, like the aforementioned Foot Fetish smut, BDSM and Extreme Hardcore.

DDFnetwork clearly wants to cover all their bases and get your monthly cash infusion, no matter what kind of pervert you happen to be. They’ve even got a growing VR selection for you early adopters who have already bought space-age sex helmets.

That’s a Chunk of Change! Worth It?

The standard membership rate for DDFnetwork is about 45 USD per month. That’s significantly higher than the 30 bucks that almost every other premium porn site is charging these days. It does drop to about 30 bucks if you’re willing to shell out for three months at a time, and it drops to less than half of that if you can afford a year right now. Big ballers with deep pockets and insatiable libidos can purchase a lifetime membership for about 900 smackeroos.

That high price is going to be a real turnoff, especially to a generation so used to beating their meat for free at the library while surfing the tubes. Even perverts who don’t mind paying for their smut might think twice about this one since the price is really pretty fucking high.

They do have daily updates and at least one new virtual reality fuck movie per week, but the real value is certainly in the quantity here. DDFnetwork has been around for so long, putting out regular pornographic updates, that they’ve got a hell of a collection on their hands. A membership right now earns you access to over 15,000 movies of teenage sluts getting their cherries popped, experienced MILFs practicing and showing off their cock sucking abilities, Latina maids cleaning a hell of a lot more than just the house, and lesbian porn starlets tribbing in exclusive 4K fuck scenes.

DDFnetwork clearly ain’t no fly-by-night operation with sloppy, crack-addicted whores they found behind the gas station. Check out the list of porn stars they’ve worked with and you’re bound to find some of your favorites. Jynx Maze, Alexis Fawx and Aletta Ocean have all been featured. They also work with a ton of new, up-and-coming talent, like Aidra Fox and Alexa Sexy.

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I’ve been following Jynx Maze’s career pretty closely, purely for professional reasons of course. I am The Porn Dude, after all. As soon as I signed up and logged in to DDFnetwork, I pulled up her profile on the site. She’s got a couple of clips, and the one called Sexy Latina Fucks Father and Son sounded like it was right up my perverted alley.

The scene opens with Jynx poolside, sexy pedicured feet dipped in the water and cell phone in hand as she posts a message somewhere looking for a father and son to hook up with. The video quality is crisp as fuck, sparkling ultra HD, and the camera work is professional even in this opening non-sex scene.

Danny Mountain shows up at her door as it cuts to the next scene. They’ve still got to wait for his dad, but she brings him into the kitchen, grabs his nuts, and starts making out with him. Less than three minutes into the scene, Jynx has his pecker down her throat as she GLURG GLURG GLURG GLURG GLURGs and drools all over the fucking place. What a fantastic introduction! Ladies, take note.

I jumped ahead 10 minutes and the hungry girl is still making gurgling noises as Danny fucks her throat, but by this time daddy has shown up as well. While sonny boy gets an oral polish, dad is smashing it from behind. This arrangement continues as they moved to the couch. She bounces that beautiful round ass on pappy’s junk as she slurps Danny’s knob, and then she turns around to swap all the fleshy connections.

Pornographic Icing on the Creampie

DDFnetwork’s baked-in video player has a Skip to Action feature that lets you jump right to your favorite sex acts. Sexy Latina Fucks Father and Son has quick links to the Pussy Insertion, Reverse Cowgirl, Standing Sex and Cum in Mouth, just to name a few. I’ve had zero buffering issues on the site, even in HD, so every click sends me immediately to the desired nastiness.

Once Jynx was on her back with a couple of cocks in her, I just couldn’t hold it anymore. After painting the underside of my desk, I clicked the Download button so I could add this lovely piece of filth to my own personal masturbatory archive. Downloads are included with your membership, and they’ve got options ranging from toaster-quality 360P all the way up to blazing 2160P 4K. The big one is nearly 4 gigs, so I hope you bought a spacious SD card.

After I recharged a little, I spent a few hours researching the quality of DDFnetwork’s offerings, and they’re consistently solid. Real Hardcore Estate, Tease Time at the Titty Pool, Double Dongers Fun in the Sun and Busty Maid Wants Is Juices all have beautiful camera work aimed at beautiful women doing absolutely nasty things.

DDFnetwork.com is pricier than most paysites, a fact that they make up for with a monstrous collection of high-quality, premium porno. They put out a ton of movies every week with consistent production values and sexy talent, just adding to the growing pile of smut. The collection isn’t just huge, it’s also wide-ranging, which means the network has everything you could possibly want to shake your dick at.